Thursday, May 19, 2005

The Drowsy Chaperone

Lately a lot of people have been telling me about this new show at The Ahmanson Theater called The Drowsy Chaperone (I know,I know shitty title and shitty artwork) and the truth is I didn't really care about seeing it. Some extra tickets even came up and I STILL wasn't able to attend.

THEN Thanksgiving night a friend of my friend Sam's started talking about this show that she had just seen and about how AMAZING and inspiring it was... cut to me finally asking her what the hell it was and she said: The Drowsy Chaperone.

"But what about the shitty title and the shitty artwork?" I asked her.

"It all make sense after you see it." she replied. "It's one of those show inside of a show things..."

Then I started remembering that Warwickstein had told me the same thing and God knows I live for that shit!!!

So I got tickets to yesterday's matinee and asked my nephew to come with me.

Side plot: When I was in 7th grade my Aunt Chris took me to the same theater for one of my first theatrical endeavors (The Phantom of the Opera, FYI) and here I was with MY nephew having the very same experience in the very same theater!! (Minus the Chandelier and with better seats! SHUT UP! I KNOW!)

Anyway, I don't want to tell you too much about the show because I went in not knowing anything and I laughed from genius start to the perfect ending, but I will say this: Beth Leavel is SO fucking funny and Sutton Foster has my new favorite showstopper called "Show off!" (if you click the above 'Drowsy' link there is a link to a sample of the number.)

My point is: GO SEE THIS SHOW! This is the pre Broadway run and I think it's going to be a HUGE hit. It's funny, SO original, it's got a VERY talented cast and if you're a performer it's totally inspiring.

So, what have we learned today? Shitty title and sitty artwork don't mean anything... unless it's in regards to the musical: Taboo.

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Amityville WHOREer!

"A" The trailer for The Skeleton Key almost made me pee my pants. Dwayne laughed at me cause I was so spooked.

"B" War of the Worlds also looks A-mazing! I totally gagged.

"C" I jumped out of my seat a bunch of times during Amityville. (followed by laughing from Dwayne again) I loved it! BUT:

"D" Ryan Reynolds' partial nudity is OUT OF CONTROL in this movie. What kind of killer/whore is he?! "I think I'll take my shirt off and pull my P.J.'s down right above my pubic hair to go check the boat house."... "I think I'll take my shirt off and pull my P.J.'s down right above my pubic hair to listen to the voices."... "I think I'll take my shirt off and pull my P.J.'s down right above my pubic hair to go chop wood."



SHUT UP! I KNOW!

At least he didn't pull a 'Van Wilder' does 'Silence of the Lambs' again: