Saturday, April 16, 2005

Amityville WHOREer!

"A" The trailer for The Skeleton Key almost made me pee my pants. Dwayne laughed at me cause I was so spooked.

"B" War of the Worlds also looks A-mazing! I totally gagged.

"C" I jumped out of my seat a bunch of times during Amityville. (followed by laughing from Dwayne again) I loved it! BUT:

"D" Ryan Reynolds' partial nudity is OUT OF CONTROL in this movie. What kind of killer/whore is he?! "I think I'll take my shirt off and pull my P.J.'s down right above my pubic hair to go check the boat house."... "I think I'll take my shirt off and pull my P.J.'s down right above my pubic hair to listen to the voices."... "I think I'll take my shirt off and pull my P.J.'s down right above my pubic hair to go chop wood."



SHUT UP! I KNOW!

At least he didn't pull a 'Van Wilder' does 'Silence of the Lambs' again: