Tuesday, July 12, 2005

The Island

Today's film is from a new release on video: The Island.

Now there was NO WAY IN HELL I was gonna see this movie in the theater. (I watch Survivor, I already know what happens...)

Now I will start off with saying that I am a BIG fan of Ewan McGregor's ever since Moulin Rouge. (I'm still bugged however that no matter how many letters I've written him he hasn't gotten rid of that bindi of a mole.)

ANYWAY, The Island:

Riviting.

I swear to God, totally riviting.

The action is AMAZING (you betta' work Michael Bay!) I didn't hate the story (better than I thought it was gonna be after someone told me plot twist...DWAYNE!... but there are BONUS plot twists too! SHUT UP! I KNOW!)

Scarlett Johansson = Good (She didn't have the action 'scream' or 'gun holding-thingy' down, but bitch knows how to work a ponytail! O-kay?!)

Steve Buscemi = Hasn't he been in enough movies to have his teeth fixed? I mean come on already: THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO PUT YOU IN A BRITISH FILM! (Unless of course it's called The Veneers.)

Michael Clarke Duncan = The new Forest Whitaker.