LOVE HIM! Who is he? Why is he so cute? And why do people keep telling me he's not gay? MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!!
Favorite Line(s):
Him: Does this mean I'm your bitch?
Her: Do you want to be my bitch?
Him: I have wanted to be your bitch since the first day we met.
Okay, the truth is I'm still watching this while I'm reviewing it and I can't listen to it anymore. There are funny lines (the old ladies rock) but waiting an hour and a half for Cameron Diaz to learn her lesson, I would rather kill myself.
-Cue time lapse-
Done watching movie now. (and I call it a movie and not a film for a reason, okay?!)
Things I expected:
-Someone dies. (No, not any of the leads)
-Someone breaks up.
-Someone gets in a fight.
-Someone can't deal with life and gets on a train/bus/plane/cab/man.
-EVERYONE has fabulous shoes.
-Toni Collette loses weight.
-Someone gets back together.
-EVERYONE has awful dialogue at some point (ie. "Cause without her, I don't make sense." It's your sister, freak! "We're like Sonny and Cher." I said IT'S YOUR SISTER FREAK!!!)
-Someone/EVERYONE is forgiven.
-SOMEONE LEARNS TO READ. (SHUT UP! I KNOW!)
Things I expected but didn't get:
-A shopping spree set to 80's music.
Things I didn't expect and got:
-A Chuppah.
Part Two of this review entitled: Why I relate to Toni Collette on TOO many levels will be coming up later this week.
