Memoirs of a Gei-blah, is more like it.
Shortest review: It's 'The Color Purple' set in pink.
Longer review: It's 'The Color Purple' set in pink with
Longest review: Explain this 'Karate Kid' honor thing. I've NEVER gotten it. ALL THREE Karate Kid's, that Pokemon flick and now the Gei-blah. What's these people's damage? If you get wronged, quit holding it in for lifetimes (or two hours of a film which sometimes feels like a lifetime) and just say something and get it over with. Or do like they do in those ghetto movies and just shoot them before they can get a word out edgewise and therefore expand that particular plotline.
I'm just saying...
Anyway, back to the film review: It was very pretty, but just like Jessica Simpson, there wasn't much there. It was kind of long and drawn out. It had a happy ending WHICH I LIKED, but near the end it turned into Miss Saigon and I had already saw that show and I didn't need to see it again.
If you like Jessica Simpson go see this, if you don't: watch Madonna's Nothing Really Matters video. It's only three and a half minutes long and it's just as good if not better.
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